THE O-LIST LOUNGE is our luxuriously appointed chat room, located on the spacious main deck of Orchestralist's official cruise ship, the Prosperous Voyage. The room's décor employs an experimental pale yellow and dark lavendar color scheme, sans-serif writing style, and features tropical plants, a fireplace, an open bar, and a genuine Rodin standing next to the fountain. As we chat in sublime comfort, floor-to-ceiling windows will provide stunning views of the blue Danube, the Moldau, Swan Lake, and la mer in all its manifestations.

Our ship will set sail as soon as the harbor is swept of Rhinemaidens. (They make a terrible mess of the propellers.)